Office cake, surveillance implants, and quiet complicity.
This soft unisex tee features the most delicious dystopia imaginable — a pastel hellscape of cubicle culture, blissful ignorance, and artificially flavored freedom.
A must-have for those working from home… or from the heart of the machine.
✦ Unisex fit, soft cotton/poly blend
✦ Printed on demand — no managerial approval needed
✦ Includes a free doomfuzzy sticker — he’s watching too
✦ Approved for Casual Compliance Fridays
🧸 Part of the DystopiaCorp Collection
💼 doomfuzzy: merchandise for monitored mammals.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
