So This Is Life, Huh? | Unisex Hoodie | doomfuzzy Collapsewear

March in line. Wear something soft while you do it.

This unisex hoodie features a surreal anthill-turned-office building, swarming with tie-wearing ants heading to work under doomfuzzy’s giant gaze. Whether you're spiraling at your desk or skipping the meeting altogether, this one’s for you.

✦ Fleece-lined for controlled descent
✦ Printed on demand (no supervisor required)
✦ Includes a free doomfuzzy sticker — one size mocks all

🧸 Part of the DystopiaCorp Collection
🐜 doomfuzzy: comfortwear for the colony.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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