This ceramic mug features doomfuzzy’s most quietly terrifying workplace: cubicle surveillance, pastel propaganda, and processed cake. A dystopia with a handle.
Choose a rim to match the flavor of your regime. Best sipped while nodding politely in HR meetings.
✦ Available in 11oz or 15oz ✦ Color rim + handle (Red or Black suggested) ✦ Dishwasher + microwave safe ✦ Includes a free doomfuzzy sticker — loyalty not required ✦ Printed on demand (as dictated by protocol 7A)
?Part of the DystopiaCorp Collection ☕ doomfuzzy: emotional compliance, now in ceramic.
• Ceramic • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter • Lead and BPA-free material • Colored rim, inside, and handle • Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
