It’s hard to feel patriotic when even your Mondays get detained.
This unisex T-shirt features a down-bad Uncle Sam holding his head in defeat, Lady Liberty clutching her torch and bear, and an ICE van behind them because… well, everything’s a mess. It’s satire so sharp it’s probably illegal.
✦ Soft cotton/poly blend for maximum civil discomfort
✦ Unisex fit — ideal for protesting, spiraling, or awkward family dinners
✦ Printed on demand (First Amendment not included)
✦ Includes a free doomfuzzy sticker (safe harbor not guaranteed)
🗽 Part of the State of Disrepair Collection
💥 doomfuzzy: liberty and injustice for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
