This fleece-lined hoodie features two cheery cartoon children sliding down a financial death graph with reckless joy, while doomfuzzy watches it all unfold. Equal parts adorable and unhinged — just like your credit score.
✦ Cozy fleece interior, unisex fit ✦ Soft enough to cry into ✦ Printed on demand (no financial advisor required) ✦ Includes a free doomfuzzy sticker — because what else is free these days?
🧸 Part of the DystopiaCorp Collection 📉 doomfuzzy: wear your descent.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester • Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord • Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle • 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex • Front pouch pocket • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
