This durable phone case showcases two gleeful bears spiraling down a stock market chart with doomfuzzy towering above, supervising your descent with quiet apathy. It’s not just a case — it’s a financial statement.
✦ Dual-layer protection for emotional fragility
✦ Glossy finish
✦ Compatible with current iPhone models
✦ Includes a free doomfuzzy sticker — no market correction included
✦ Printed on demand, panic not required
🧸 Part of the DystopiaCorp Collection
📉 doomfuzzy: protect your phone like you should’ve protected your assets.
• Polycarbonate outer shell
• Thermoplastic Polyurethane TPU inner liner
• Dual-layer protection
• Precisely aligned port openings
• Induction charging compatible
• Blank product sourced from Korea
Important: This product cannot be shipped to South Korea, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Japan or Singapore. If your shipping address is in these regions, please choose a different product.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
