Jack & Jill Experience | Eco Tote Bag | doomfuzzy Essentials

Carry your groceries. And your crushing sense of economic inevitability.

This 100% organic cotton tote bag features two beaming bears spiraling down a financial death slide while doomfuzzy floats ominously in the background. Lightweight, spacious, and ready for anything — except stability.

✦ Eco-conscious and emotionally unsound
✦ Single-sided print
✦ Room for books, snacks, or bailout papers
✦ Includes a free doomfuzzy sticker (terms and collapse apply)
✦ Printed on demand — because we’re out of stock emotionally

🧸 Part of the DystopiaCorp Collection
📉 doomfuzzy: built to carry the weight of it all.

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from India

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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