This ceramic mug features two delighted children sliding face-first down a catastrophic market trend while doomfuzzy supervises with the emotional depth of a recession. Whether it’s coffee, tea, or panic, this mug holds it all.
✦ Available in 11oz and 15oz
✦ Multicolored rim + handle options
✦ Dishwasher and microwave safe
✦ Includes a free doomfuzzy sticker
✦ Printed on demand — just like your 401(k) statements
🧸 Part of the DystopiaCorp Collection
📉 doomfuzzy: sip through the spiral.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
