I Tried My Best | Unisex Hoodie | doomfuzzy Collapsewear

The city’s burning, your car’s totaled, and you’ve found peace in a bear hug.

This hoodie features a businessman calmly accepting defeat — perched on a purple wreck, clutching his doomfuzzy like it’s a severance package for the soul.

✦ Soft unisex hoodie for apocalyptic evenings
✦ Fleece-lined comfort with emotional cushioning
✦ Printed on demand (we wouldn’t make you do it)
✦ Includes a free doomfuzzy sticker (you’ve earned it)

🧸 Part of the Apocalyptic Acceptance Collection
💼 doomfuzzy: plush comfort for catastrophic outcomes.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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