The car is totaled. The city’s on fire. But hey — you brought your emotional support bear.
This soft unisex tee features a suit-clad survivor of corporate collapse, sitting calmly on a burning wreck with his only win: a blue doomfuzzy plush. Because sometimes, “I tried my best” is as good as it gets.
✦ Unisex fit, soft cotton/poly blend ✦ Printed on demand (no unnecessary effort required) ✦ Free doomfuzzy sticker included ✦ Designed for emotional survivors of corporate life
🧸 Part of the Apocalyptic Acceptance Collection 💀 doomfuzzy: cozy doomcore for the end of days.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
