Sink into style with a shirt that says “Everything’s fine… probably.”
This cozy tee features a cheerful ship captain sipping coffee while his vessel sinks below him. Don’t worry — he’s befriended dolphins, a penguin, and probably his own delusions. It’s soft. It’s durable. It’s your new favorite meltdown tee.
✦ Free doomfuzzy sticker included — no flotation device necessary
🫧 Part of the Fallout Forecast Collection
🧸 doomfuzzy: Cozy doomcore for the end of days.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
